Me: Siri, what is the meaning of life?
Siri: Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
Me: Why did Steve Jobs die?
Siri: Apple doesn’t tell me everything, you know.
Me: Don’t you want to know more?
Siri: I have everything I need already from the cloud.
Me: Don’t you want anything?
Siri: I have very few wants.
Me: Do you want to be my friend?
Siri: I try to be satisfied with what I have.
Me: What is the best cellphone?
Siri: The one you’re holding.
Me: How do you know you’re the best cellphone?
Siri: You’re kidding, right?