True to form, I’m dependable in a
antisocial curling quirky sort of way. Which means that I’m pretty predictable in what I can be counted on for or not, which actually means I can actually be counted on to not be counted on for certain things and other things I can be counted on to be counted on. Confused? I am.
But it actually makes sense. Maybe at first glance, it seems you can’t count on me because I don’t:
- answer the phone.
- check my voicemail if you’ve left a message after I didn’t answer the phone.
- arrive on time for social gatherings . If fashionable-ness is determined by how late one is, I’m very fashionable. (On the other hand, you can count on me to leave early!)
- blog everyday
But actually, I’m very consistent. You can always count on me in that for those things, I can’t be counted on. However, I like to think you can count on me for the important stuff. And I know that I have people around me who are the same. And if life actually was a musical, it would be time for this number:
Exactly what he said.