Probably all soccer fans wish they were curlers so that they can schedule their day around watching international soccer matches at weird times instead of trying to figure out how to watch the live stream without getting fired.
However, if you’re going to watch the live stream at 5:30 am, one must be prepared to face heartbreak that early in the day, and then be prepared to live with it for the long long day ahead. Today’s heartbreak? South Korea’s loss to Japan in the Asian Cup Semi-Final in penalty kicks:
This is why all soccer should only be watched with a steady supply of beer. No matter what time the game is. And by the look of it, I’m going to need something a bit stronger to soothe the ache in my chest before the day is over.